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The picture of Albert Einstein becomes..............
Marilyn Monroe!

Be a Millionaire Day is a day everyone wants to enjoy. Everyone wants to enjoy today as a member of the millionaire club.
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Well, if there are, chances are they're driving a green car.
People who own emerald green automobiles, it turns out, have the most positive attitude about the course of their own lives.
Dark blue and silver are other colors chosen by upbeat people.
Red supposedly connotes an aggressive, high-speed personality, while yellow, theoretically, is for folks with sunny dispositions.
But survey data show that people who drive red or yellow cars have below-average confidence. And black cars, supposedly a sign of power and elegance, are driven by the most downbeat drivers of all.
The automotive color-coding comes from CNW Marketing Research in Bandon, Ore., which asked nearly 1,900 Americans about their attitudes toward their own lives at several points over the course of a year.
CNW also asked each respondent the color of the car they drive most often, which allowed the researchers to develop a kind of color-confidence index.
| People whose car is: | Have confidence that is: |
|---|---|
| Emerald green | 5.5% above average |
| Dark blue | 3.2% above average |
| Silver | 1.2% above average |
| White | Average |
| Sunny yellow | 3.7% below average |
| Orange | 4.1% below average |
| Bright blue | 5.5% below average |
| Bright yellow | 8.3% below average |
| Red | 8.8 % below average |
| Black | 14.6% below average |
Since the folks at CNW got a range of answers for each respondent over time, they were also able to calculate the "moodiness" of drivers—how widely their confidence varied from one extreme to the other, in the course of a year.
Sedate colors, not surprisingly, correlate with consistent moods. But if a primary color suddenly fills your rear-view mirror—well, it's probably best to get out of the way:
There are better clinical indicators of mental health, needless to say, but Art Spinella of CNW says car color can be a useful "people-matching" tool.
"Your accountant should drive something silver," he advises.
And odds are pretty good that he does: Silver, white, and black—more stable hues—are the most common car colors, according to DuPont, which publishes an annual color popularity report.
More moody colors account for about 17 percent of cars.
If only they had their own roads.
| People whose car is: | Experience: |
|---|---|
| Black, dark blue, or silver | Consistent moods |
| White, sunny yellow, or bright blue | Modest mood swings |
| Orange, red, bright yellow, or emerald green | The most pronounced mood swings |
As a society, we often wonder where the days have gone when young people offered an unsolicited helping hand, a kind gesture, or an expression of gratitude to our elder generation. This week, the staff, residents, and friends of Marathon Healthcare Center of Torrington celebrate the very special importance that such expressions of kindness, admiration, and service for our elders represent for our community. Throughout the
We kicked the week off on Monday morning. All the staff donned red “We Love Our Residents” buttons which will be worn like badges of honor throughout the week. At 9AM, we welcomed 12 students from the Brio Academy of Cosmetology who volunteered their time and excellent work, providing complete makeovers including hair cuts, sets, styling, manicures, hand massages and makeup. We thank the students at Brio who provided these services with utmost professionalism, respect, kindness and compassion.
On Tuesday, we honored an excellent group of community volunteers who devote so much of their time, talents and vibrant enthusiasm to
Four agricultural students from
The week’s festivities culminate on Friday afternoon with our first Spring kickoff BBQ, a resident and staff social in the courtyard now beautifully decorated with a fresh new garden. Nursing Home Week at
We would like to thank everyone who has given so much of themselves to our beautiful home, especially those volunteers and community members that have joined us to celebrate this wonderful week.
Residents and Staff members of Marathon Healthcare Center of Torrington

The 18-year-old kid dying of cancer gets his wish, a chance to swing a bat maybe one last time in a real baseball game.
He hasn't played in a few years, but he's called on to pinch-hit. His eyes light up at the first pitch and he puts all of his 5-foot-5, 93-pound frame into one mighty swing, making contact and sending a line drive into right field for a single -- if he can reach first base. The cancer he's been battling for almost two years has spread to his pelvis, making running nearly impossible.
The kid worries about falling as he hustles down the first-base line. When he gets to the base, he lets out with a yell. "I did it! I did it!"
Safe at first with a hit and an RBI, the kid is hugged by a crying first-base coach. The opposing pitcher takes off his glove, starts applauding and his teammates follow suit. The kid's teammates run onto the field to celebrate. More
As I sit here on my couch watching the Philadelphia Fliers play the Pittsburgh Penguins in the NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs, I find myself fighting back tears.The United States celebrates Mother's Day on the second Sunday in May. In the United States, Mother's Day was loosely inspired by the British day and was imported by social activist Julia Ward Howe after the American Civil War. However, it was intended as a call to unite women against war. In 1870, she wrote the Mother's Day Proclamation as a call for peace and disarmament. Howe failed in her attempt to get formal recognition of a Mother's Day for Peace. Her idea was influenced by Ann Jarvis, a young Appalachian homemaker who, starting in 1858, had attempted to improve sanitation through what she called Mothers' Work Days. She organized women throughout the Civil War to work for better sanitary conditions for both sides, and in 1868 she began work to reconcile Union and Confederate neighbors.
When Jarvis died in 1907, her daughter, named Anna Jarvis, started the crusade to found a memorial day for women. The first such Mother's Day was celebrated in Grafton, West Virginia, on 10 May 1908, in the church where the elder Ann Jarvis had taught Sunday School. Originally the Andrews Methodist Episcopal Church, this building is now the International Mother's Day Shrine (a National Historic Landmark). From there, the custom caught on — spreading eventually to 45 states. The holiday was declared officially by some states beginning in 1912. In 1914 President Woodrow Wilson declared the first national Mother's Day, as a day for American citizens to show the flag in honor of those mothers whose sons had died in war.
Nine years after the first official Mother's Day, commercialization of the U.S. holiday became so rampant that Anna Jarvis herself became a major opponent of what the holiday had become. Mother's Day continues to this day to be one of the most commercially successful U.S. occasions. According to the National Restaurant Association, Mother's Day is now the most popular day of the year to dine out at a restaurant in the United States.
By ANITA CHANG, Associated Press Writer 34 minutes ago
BEIJING - An Olympic flame reached the top of the world Thursday.
Live television footage showed a Chinese mountaineering team holding up a specially designed torch — separate from the main Olympic flame — along with Chinese and Olympic flags on the peak of Mount Everest.
"One World, One Dream," one of the climbers said on the approach to the peak, repeating the slogan for the Olympics. "We have lit the torch on top of the world," another climber said.
The 19-member team broke camp before dawn and reached the top of the 29,035-foot mountain a little more than six hours later.
The climbers then all crowded together at the top of Everest and passed the torch among themselves.
Organizers of the Beijing Olympics hope the climb up Everest will underscore China's ambitions for this August's games.

The staff of the medical records department feted the 88-year-old Provencher, a volunteer for the past 10 years, with a proclamation and a table full of pastry on Friday.
While the retired office worker insisted that she was "no big deal," her co-workers took turns praising the active senior.
"Kay is an inspiration to our department," secretary Donna Taylor said. "She comes in every Friday morning and does a good morning's worth of work without getting paid for it."
But there was another reason for honoring the volunteer records clerk. "Kay is the only volunteer who caught on to what we do here," said records technician Sherrie Moyher.
"I was just looking for something to do," said the grandmother of two. Provencher is also a part-time crossing guard for the Milford public schools. "I was familiar with bookkeeping so I thought I'd do this."
The Bridgeport native had worked for the old Connecticut National Bank and later for a medical practice doing billing and coding. "Bridgeport was a great place to grow up," Provencher said. "I graduated from Harding High and I remember reading the Bridgeport Herald every Sunday. Harry Neigher wrote up all the dirt," she said of the defunct scandal sheet.
A resident of the Black Rock section of Bridgeport until recently, Provencher now lives at Foran Towers, apartments for seniors on High Street in Milford, and drives herself to her many appointments.
"They don't treat me like an old lady in here," Provencher said of her co-workers. "They treat me like one of them; I like that."
But the vivacious widow wasn't the only hospital volunteer Friday with ties to the Park City. Jim Santo, a retired educator who taught in several Bridgeport schools, has logged more than 900 hours in less than three years as a patient escort. Wearing his blue volunteer jacket and waiting in the lobby, Santo said he chose the hospital to volunteer in because he knows many nurses.
"But also, I wasn't a fan of hospitals and I thought that this would be a good way to get over my apprehension," Santo said.

ST. MARIES, Idaho - She has been named Beauty, though this eagle is anything but. Part of Beauty's beak was shot off several years ago, leaving her with a stump that is useless for hunting food. A team of volunteers is working to attach an artificial beak to the disfigured bird, in an effort to keep her alive.
Cantwell has spent the past two years assembling a team to design and build an artificial beak. They plan to attach it to Beauty next month. With the beak, the 7-year-old bald eagle could live to the age of 50, although not in the wild.
"She could not survive in the wild without human intervention," Cantwell said.
The 15-pound eagle was found in 2005 scrounging for food and slowly starving to death at a landfill in Alaska. Most of her curved upper beak had been shot away, leaving her tongue and sinuses exposed. She could not clutch or tear at food.
Beauty was taken to a bird recovery center in Anchorage, where she was hand-fed for two years while her caretakers waited in vain for a new beak to grow.
"They had exhausted their resources and she would likely be euthanized," Cantwell said.
Beauty was taken in 2007 to Cantwell's Birds of Prey Northwest ranch in Idaho after permits were obtained from the federal government.
Soon after, Cantwell met Nate Calvin during a speaking engagement in Boise. Calvin, a mechanical engineer, offered to design an artificial beak. A dentist, veterinarian and other experts eventually volunteered to help.
Molds were made of the existing beak parts and scanned into a computer, so the bionic beak could be created as accurately as possible.
"One side has much greater damage than the other," Cantwell said. "It's not as simple as a quick, snapped-off beak, 90 degrees and flush."
The nylon-composite beak is light and durable, and will be glued onto the eagle.
The team decided against fastening the new beak with screws because the stump is so close to the brain and eye, Cantwell said. But if the glue fails, screws will be tried, she said.
The artificial beak won't be strong enough to allow Beauty to cut and tear flesh from prey. But it will help her to drink water, and to grip and eat the food she is given.
Cantwell has been using forceps to feed Beauty, who is often treated to strips of salmon.
A successful attachment of a prosthetic beak is rare but not unprecedented, said Dr. Julia Ponder, executive director of The Raptor Center at the University of Minnesota.
"Not enough of these have been done out there to say, `yes, it can be done successfully,'" Ponder said. "Whether or not it will be functional is a question."
Dr. Erik Stauber of the nearby Washington State University veterinary hospital in Pullman does not have a lot of faith the artificial beak will work.
"It's a valiant effort to do something," he said. "We have no experience with it."
While birds of prey are notoriously skittish around humans, Beauty has become somewhat comfortable with people. She allows herself to be carried by Cantwell, and tolerate the poking and prodding by those making the beak.
"She laid on the table for nearly two hours, fully conscious, knowing full well I was handling and restraining her, and never once trying to escape," Cantwell said. "I suspect she knows we not trying to hurt her."
Beauty has the potential to breed or be a foster mother for orphaned eagles. Cantwell has other plans for Beauty as well.
"She's a miracle recovery patient from her initial injuries," she said. "She will be a huge educational tool, primarily to instruct people on why we should not shoot raptors and why they are beneficial to the environment.
"Give me an hour with a third or sixth grader and they will never shoot a raptor."
Shooting a bald eagle, though they are no longer on the endangered species list, remains a violation of federal law.

